Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Bach Recap- Before the FINAL rose

Ok who's pumped? I can't wait for next week's show. I have been certain it was Emily and I still maintain that it is, but I have to say that my sister definitely put some serious doubt in my head this weekend. She brings up an excellent point. Brad does seem to say often that he feels so comfortable with Chantal. And maybe they have downplayed their relationship a bit to throw us off a bit. Who knows? I think it's gonna be good.

As for last night's episode... I'd say it was hard to watch. I have to admit, I even started to feel for Michelle. I do think she was a bit misunderstood. Her sarcastic and dry humor is hard to pick up on in short segments and clips and I think it did make her to be the villain. One thing that was not said though, was how sexual she was. And let's face it- this is what really pissed off the women. It wasn't that she made fun of them or told Brad she thought they should be sent home, but that she was turning this ABC primetime show into a late cinemax flick. Shit, I wouldn't want some hooch up on my man either. P.S. Was it me or is Chris Harrison totally in love with her?

So while I think Michelle recovered some fans, I think Stacey did some serious image damage. Slow yo' roll lady. No need to knock Michelle's parenting skills. Does she not have a right to "find love" just because she has a child? How come no one is saying anything to Emily? I did read on people.com that she got serious criticism for her boob job and that this part wasn't aired. Interesting.

Jackie Jackie Jackie. The spider analogy? Creepy? Really- let's save that for child predators. It's a little overkill with Michelle. I think what you were trying to say was that just because you are the least sexual person on the show doesn't mean you didn't have a "connection" with Brad. Clearly, you were jealous of Michelle's inhibitions. Too bad too because you didn't need to be. You were fine just the way you were. Now put the claws away and go back to being a lady.

Ashley H- I personally loved the new hair on her. I know it was controversial for some of you, but I thought the darker color really matched her and I loved the bangs- really framed her face. Well done gal- you seemed comfortable in your skin. Thought your hug for Brad was a little much and I was worried I was going to see your cooch at any moment. Otherwise, well played.

Ashley S- girl, why you still crying on camera? You need a BFF to set you straight. That and a good girl's night out with a few tequila shots. Let it go, you weren't meant to be HIS wife.

Melissa and Rachel- Really? Really??? Seriously bored with their 10 minutes of stupid drama. Neither of you were right for him because you don't have the common sense to not cat fight on the first episode. Duh!

Shawntel- did I miss it? Did they even talk to her?

Best part of the show was the out-takes. I always think those are hilarious. It was funny to see that silly side of Brad- I liked him so much more once I saw him singing, "Let me ride that donkey donkey". Brought back so many high school memories for me!! Also he finally seemed to match up with the man I envision owning Chugging Monkey.

One last side note- did you all catch that glimpse of Peyton and Chris L. on the Bachelor Pad party??? L-O-V-E LOVE them!!
Okey dokey- finale watching party next monday at 7!!!! Be here or be square!