So I don't know about you guys but between Real Housewives of NJ reunion and Bachelor Pad, I felt like I had done something wrong just by watching. It was seriously like Mean Girls exploded. Let's start with Bachelor Pad. At first, I was little curious to see what would come of the "survey". But ABC didn't even sugar coat that one bit. They cut right to it- who's dumbest, who's the worst boob job and finally who's never the bride- are you kidding me?!? Why were the questions so focused on hurting the females? I mean I really hate to dissect these types of shows because I love them and if I really examine them I'd probably realize just how shitty they are to women in general. But seriously, there wasn't even a need to soul search last night. It was just plain wrong. I mean I think I pulled a Kovacs and started to care for Elizabeth when last week I thought she was the spawn of satan with bad hair. If she has the worst boobs I must look like a freak of nature to them (despite the fact that most of them are a bit too orange and have major hair color issues). That being said, my heart broke for Gwen (I have always liked her circa Aaron's season) as well as Natalie. Dude, who didn't party before they got married? Way to go girl- work it till you find it. (She is, however, one who needs to work on her coloring- I'm just saying). I got into a pretty good Tenley discussion this last weekend and I believe last night was the nail in the coffin for her and really solidified an evolving opinion I had of her. She damn near leapt out of her seat when she called it on Gwen being the "dumb" one. Seriously, she's dumb. She shits rainbows, has a whiny voice and lacks any real confidence. She sucks. I had high hopes for this show and to be honest, it's disappointing a bit. Not like I won't watch it, but The Bachelor is probably just a better show.
Onto my Jersey Girls! Now there's some shit flying. I love this cast because they ALL really believe they are the ones who have done NOTHING wrong. I can't stand Danielle (and really every show needs a villain and she's a great one). She's delusional and crazy and looks like she's in a constant state of trying to contain her emotions while putting a hex on someone. But I'm seriously starting to feel sorry for this poor old hag. The other ladies are freaking cruel to her. I mean they strike fast and deep- hit the core every time. Danielle lashes out back and nearly gets eaten by Teresa. That chick needs some meds. She damn near put Andy in a coma. That's a bit too masculine for my tastes. She looked crazy last season with the table flip (though it was a highlight of the season for me) and this year she's look like Ramona from RHONYC with crazy eyes. And dude fess up about the money shit. You are freakin broke. You blew your money on feather boas and marble floors. We know it.
Jacqueline- get a stylist. Red sequin mini halter dress- really? I don't know if I EVER could have pulled that thing off in my lifetime and you certainly shouldn't try at 40. Caroline oh Caroline. Loves her. Mama bear can be for 'ril scary. I like it though- so much attitude and she's usually right. She's getting a bit doctor phil with "OK corral" and "buckle up" expressions every 5 seconds, but hey, it's her. She looked great in royal blue as well. Power color without saying "fuck you" in red sequins.
So I'm dying for next week's episode. Did anyone else think they were hinting at a previous sexual relationship between Danielle and Jacqueline?? Hmm.... I was confused and can't wait to see next week's throw down. Till then I'm off to confession for some repentance after watching all this trash.
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