The Bachelorette- What a wah wah

If she starts one more episode with, "I'm so happy that this week I have a fresh start with all the guys" I might die. I'm seriously over this girl. She is beyond a train wreck. I just can't hear her say how hard this is one more time. I mean this is like the 15th season. If you don't understand what you are signing up for at this point, then you are a crazy fool. Not to mention you already participated as a contestant just a few months ago. Wah wah wah, poor Ashley. She has so many decisions to make. I can't believe the producers want her to only date 4 guys now. OMG, how on earth will she ever say goodbye to a man she has only spent 4 hours alone with? There could be a connection there. Barf.

Ok she made me do it. She wore those awful skin tight skinny white jeans again that make her like 4 inches tall. I'm going there! Ashley- GET A STYLIST!!! Really, are you going to wear an open backed braless shirt to a sacred temple amongst people praying to their Gods? Have a little class. I swear, I just kept waiting for a strong gust of wind to blow that shit open. And finally, your white prom dress with cut outs to the rose ceremony? I just kept envisioning a sequel to the movie Clueless with a prom scene- this is so something Cher would have worn. Awful, just awful.

I'm also not convinced that the show is literally being sponsored by an Asian tourism company. It's become such a boring season, that they are literally trying to make money on it any way they can. Ashley is now officially part Bachelorette and part tour guide. I love how on every date she gives us some interesting local detail and history as if she has been there before and took the time to plan the date herself. Bitch please, you ain't never seen those fortune telling bricks before in your life. In fact, I bet you had to scribble little notes on your palms to remember your lines.

And finally, was it really that hard to say goodbye to Ryan? What a dork. I'm sure he's a really good guy with great intentions but seriously he does nothing for the lust factor. He's like a male Tenley. Pull yourself together Ash- he ain't it. And as for Lucas- I'm definitely sensing a secret angry asshole side. Douche.

Well of course I have to touch on the Emily interview. I actually felt very little resolution from that interview. In fact, I was a little disappointed. Maybe I just remember liking her so much more than I actually do. I thought she also had a case of the wah wahs. She's usually so spot on with her clothes too that this was also a major let down. The blousy gold top did nothing for her figure and the white skirt or shorts were boring. I liked her trendier, yet classic edgy style we saw with Brad. I got the impression that maybe they weren't quite over. I wouldn't put it past them to get back together. I think she likes the spot light. For someone who complained about it non stop she sure has done a lot of interviews. She's in People like every 5 seconds with a new article. What's the dill pickle? I'm less and less impressed. Maybe she is thinking of staying relative in case she does want to be the next Bachelorette- fingers crossed. You know I would have to watch that.


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